# The Bugle, ep. 160 and Margaret Thatcher roosting on ostrich eggs

The Bugle, ep. 160 opens with a great episode number announcement by Andy:

- Give me a one, six zero! What have you got? Seven!
- Ok, multiply that by a hundred. What’s that? 700!
- Divide it by five! What’s that now? 140!
- Why didn’t you multiply by 20 in the first place?
- Add the number of legs on two standard human children. What have you got? 144!
- Ok, add the number of legs on three standard human children in pantomime spider outfit. What have you got now? 168!
- Shoot, I’ve gone too far!
- Subtract the number times Margaret Thatcher roosted on an ostrich egg to see if she could make it hatch into a human child. What have you got? 160!
- Why didn’t you just add two kids in spider outfits?
- Fuck you!
- Finally, multiply by the number of ostriches that Thatcher’s has put through school and university at their own expense! What have you got? Still 160!
- What happened to the other seven?
- Anyway, it’s Bugle issue 160.